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2012-02-17T15:05:00.001-06:00

how is it friday already? gfd: it's friday already. gfd: something is going downtownjuliebrown on 3/3 bad feeling of the day: no riding scooters. oh rain rain why hast thou mocked my love for you this week? hermamigo, ochentas??

2012-02-15T17:13:00.001-06:00

Crap I forgot the sarcastic type comment that said those weren't really my plans tonight but that that's what we all might expect.Sent from mytouchmyself 4 times

2012-02-15T16:25:00.002-06:00

look at me na, i'm gettin' bandaids. I'm a good boy. Tell me I'm good. I got my shots. Look at my band-aid! You are so envious. I take my vitamins. I take care of my STD's. I don't bury them in shallow graves. I go out drinking during the week and invent things. Patent Pending. I go to bed late. I wake up later. I get speeding tickets with 'obstructed license plates' shitbulls thrown

2012-02-14T14:07:00.010-06:00

Two minutes ago from Shlumberland You're stupider than you look. Just because you have that body you think everything will and must go your way. Bullshit. I am not happy. I will never be happy. Not with you, naturally. Not without you, naturally. We both know you're going to ruin my life. You make my stomach hurt. You don't let me sleep at night. You've always left a bitter taste in my

2012-02-14T00:04:00.000-06:00

oh, lovely lucille, i frowning; what may have been. blue now, and fitting. happy valentimes

2012-02-12T22:38:00.001-06:00

mm mm mmmm, fish heads! gfd - i can say that now. fo sho! or rather fish-o. oh and also that story time will happen again this month. zee prompt: His eyes were golden, and I knew this was my chance. Time to write some more completely predictable stories with a twist ending that both annoys you and annoys you. i did establish what gfd stands for right? new label, retrofitted for your pleasure

2012-02-11T22:36:00.002-06:00

She (k)new gfd.

2012-02-10T14:17:00.002-06:00

Well, how do you wipe?

2012-02-09T12:20:00.001-06:00

GFD: last night no sleep no sleep! sxsw doth creep, ABT & YLB creamsauce. AA, AR, and YACHT why nacht? Alex Anwandter Andrea Balency Trio Antoine Reverb Balkan Beat Box Bam Bam Astro Bigott Counting Crows Javiera Mena Joe Volume Juan Cirerol Kali Mutsa Lila Downs Los Skarnales Margot and The Nuclear So and So's Neon

2012-02-08T16:54:00.001-06:00

good feeling of the day: about to leave work to go home and put that saddle on 'er and ride 'er til she squeals. then go back home and watch the rockets lose to portland. and i "ain't" even give a shit watcha "thank", "son!"! hmm it's not really all that good, but she's the only feel-a I got

2012-02-07T10:07:00.000-06:00

a taste of things to come

2012-02-06T13:05:00.003-06:00

Good feeling of the day: not being embarrassed as my louder-than-not "fuck!" breached the silent office air as I realized they gave me a fucking patty melt instead of my one true love, the thick n hearty burger. I mean look at this thing. who the fuck wants to eat it? looks like you know who's you know what after the dynamite went you know how. hmm these GFD's are quickly turning sour. ps.

2012-02-05T18:25:00.000-06:00

i quit.

2012-02-04T15:41:00.003-06:00

Good feeling of the day: the realization of being utterly disgusted physically and emotionally to be bombarded with row upon row of terrible to mediocre chinese food at Lam Bo buffet. Also, the short ribs were good.

2012-02-03T15:50:00.001-06:00

Ooh, today's good feeling of the day: I adjusted my alarm last night to wake me up a few minutes earlier so that I had time to shower. When I reset the alarm to the usual time, it said "This alarm is set for 2 days and 23 hours from now." Oh, this does me good.

2012-02-02T14:21:00.001-06:00

also, i think for a while instead of posting about how much i hate everything and everyone, maybe i should like to post things i do like. how about today's weather for starters. its so fucking cloudy and dark - well at least it was when i first got the idea to post this several whiles ago. ok, i just checked again. still good.

2012-02-02T13:59:00.001-06:00

-closdubois has joined the game Welcome, closdubois, current hipster credits: 408 hc -closdubois chk inventory: 1 fixie w/ caged pedal attachment 325 hc 1 bike lock 5 hc 1 residency @ "The Heights": 20 hc -closdubois get- fixie w/ caged pedal attachment -closdubois remove- handlebar: +14 hc -closdubois access- upgrades -closdubois attach- blue bullhorns, naked: +126 hc -

2012-01-25T15:27:00.000-06:00

ha ha ha. i was surprised that some of the footage I took at night on my bike came out this well, and by 'this well' I mean dark and grainy enough to drum up this little shitdeo that was inspired by a film that was inspired by a book that was inspired by a dream.

2012-01-23T10:05:00.001-06:00

guess who's finally coming home for dinner? don't even act like it.

2012-01-19T13:33:00.001-06:00

Do you ever get the feeling like you hate everything - every single little goddamn thing - about yourself? Every word is nonsense, but I understand.

2012-01-13T15:18:00.000-06:00

viernes trece (13)! oooh pinchescary

2012-01-11T15:43:00.002-06:00

Amazing. This blog spans ten (10) years! But in actuality, I've had it since July '03 to now, which is eight point five (8.5) years. Still something fierce, I'd say. Something fierce in deed, and even in writing. Ow! Too bad that most of the posts in the last few....uh...long whiles, have just been weak, empty, and censored half-assed half-reflections on my perceived *yawn* I bore thonself.

2012-01-05T12:12:00.002-06:00

ugh working out sucks

2012-01-04T15:33:00.001-06:00

Funny, bloggy dearest, that I choose today to finally write in thee. It's funny because my pointin' finger, my shockin' finger, my toothpickin' finger, my ball handlin' finger, my index finger, if you will and especially if you won't, hurts! There is a weird phenomenon of sorts happening a-lately with both of these hands o' mine. For the past few instances when I play ball, I seem to be

2011-12-29T16:24:00.001-06:00

yo yo where you been little los the littlest lost los of all? im here i'm here. i have a lot to talk about. so much so little so many has happened. los of the future, circa 2013 or 14, fret not! i'll updiggitydate this about the chance misadventures you encountered on these, the last few days of 2011 soon!!

2011-12-20T12:01:00.000-06:00

lordy lord my sheperd guide and saviour, nigh on 5 days until the nba's sweet sinewy embrace can finally touch down on my bright rosy cheeks and give me that unfavorable feeling of dissatisfaction when thon expects something for so long and finally gets it! such is the life of the stranger. 5 days....

2011-12-15T16:36:00.000-06:00

OH MY DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS, how could you do this to me? The ghost in my house came back to haunt me last night. First it slapped my hand, as if to say, "wake up when I come to you, boy." it then said "I'm gonna fuck you up," and proceeded to press my arms to my chest various times while I attempted to yell out in vain. Finally the spell was broken and I was able to fully scream and wake up.

2011-12-08T16:22:00.000-06:00

i said N B A (is going) all (of) the (fuckin') way! (ok?) 17 days....

2011-12-07T11:46:00.002-06:00

N B A all the way! 18 days....

2011-12-06T16:40:00.001-06:00

haHAW haHAW what a poor excuse for a welcome back los this story indubitably be. poor like a fox. I couldn’t get the smell out of my clothes. I scrubbed until my hands were raw. “This river flows sweetly,” I thought out loud, hiding my whispers behind an uncertain fear that someone had followed me. Too sweetly, perhaps. The gentle current merely soaked my shirt. I imagined

2011-11-30T13:12:00.003-06:00

hot beef injection? oh, my yeah baby yeah how do you like it how do you like it more more more no more, no no more sent from myTouchMyself 4Times

2011-11-30T01:14:00.000-06:00

well just hold on a god damn minute. you wanna know where i been? you wanna know where I have been? i'm still at work, bub, what's it to ya?

2011-11-29T14:48:00.000-06:00

where ya been, los lucifer las cienegas de las cuentas doradas esparza garcia lorca? where. why me? I dont been went where no one has went in so long. In the recesses of my mind, my mente vida loca graciosa y espacial, (y no creas que quise decir especial) ay caramba dios mio como arde la conciensia (espelling?) i see. well if i could understand what that meant, i might have some sort of

2011-11-20T06:28:00.003-06:00

So the ghost walks back into my life to wake me up so early on the Lord's day.I can still hear it walking around as I swype. Not droll, man. Not droll. Sent from myTouchmyself 4G

2011-11-13T03:21:00.000-06:00

we kept trying to cut the hole out of the blanket. you have real things to talk about. real shit. real thoughts. a real ass nigga. that's why you're a good writer. either that or you just copy ole beckett either that or i'm just a bad person. could i ever speak my thoughts the way you do? hell fucking no, are you stupid? how could you ask me that. you should be ashamed if you're not already

2011-11-09T11:50:00.000-06:00

why is freedom so elusive, i once asked casually, with downcast eyes, in a blog post once, roundabouts circa circa october 2010, if you must know. I'm sorry but it seems I have almost forgotten that feeling. haha i'm just kidding, i'm not sorry! I reck to colleck that I have felt a certain fancy little type of freedom since moving out. ain't no one telling me what to do no longer. and what

2011-11-07T09:48:00.001-06:00

Ah, yes, heavy. Pero el final es un poco heavy, tío.. Alas, for me, as an actor, it must be much more interesting. I hate losing knowledge. Losing knowledge to convenience. Let me to give an example. I used to know exactly how to spell separate and desperate, but then one day I read about how difficult it was for people to spell it, spelling it seperate and/or desparate. So then I told

2011-11-03T02:01:00.002-05:00

Meat sweats at 2am. serves me right for all that bbq. Felt like someone/something was digging his/its finger in my chest. Having nightmare that I was being pulled/dragged/drug off the side of the bed. Really creepy. I'm home alone. Had the haunting begun or was it his final undoing? Sent from MytouchMyself 4G

2011-11-02T12:49:00.001-05:00

sexo in your mouth sexo in your throat....Divorcio in your heart though,.right right? Sent from MytouchMyself 4G

2011-11-02T11:04:00.001-05:00

If I were a good writer I would truly be able to convey the sense of shame and embarrassment that bathes me every time I see that same janitor lady every single emeffing day after I poop. Why just this morning I thought to myself, I thought, "King Maximus the Truth (that's what I generally refer to myself as, btw), you're going to outwit this gentle lady. Today you're pooping in the executive

2011-10-30T16:41:00.000-05:00

why am i wasting my time at work on a goddam sunday why am i wasting my goddam time posting a stupidass post on my blog while i'm at work on a goddam sunday why does it it-does-me-good.-oh,-this-does-me-good why should i hang out with people i don't want to hang out with why am i so over paris why am i asking nothing to nobody why did the chicken cross the road i heard it several times why didn't

2011-10-26T16:34:00.000-05:00

oh yeah, I made tuna salad yesterday don't they say fish smells like pussy? it's supposed to smell like pussy, right?smells like fish but tastesl it smelled bad k e chicken, right? it tastes good

2011-10-26T10:51:00.000-05:00

would you rather have a unique name that nobody else in the world has or something common or something slightly less common or something very uncommon but still likely to grace the birth certificate of at least a few other people on GOD's green earth? although my name is supposed to be really common, i don't really know too many folks with my name. and i'm definitely not friends with any. am i

2011-10-20T14:59:00.000-05:00

I took people's blood pressure today. It was un poquito awkward grasping their arms while I put the cuff on them. How odd, never before was it awkward grasping their arms while I put the cuffs on them, funny how one little "s".... ....so anyway, I took the pressure, 117/80, and 120/78 and 114/blah blah and I took mine and blammo 134/89. riiiiiiiiiiiight. I don't think so bub. I did it wrong

2011-10-19T16:12:00.000-05:00

(earnestly ejaculated): "Holy shit, Batman!" i know what ejaculated means.

2011-10-18T17:05:00.000-05:00